Country Cousin Restaurant
1054 Harrison Ave.
Centralia, WA 98531
Exit 82 off I-5
Sunday ~ Thursday
5:30am ~ 9:30pm
Friday ~ Saturday
5:30am ~ 10:00pm
Many years ago, when the world was flat and Centralia was the center of the known world, there evolved a very intelligent species of early man known as “Homo Sapien Centralius” who dwelled in the caves of outer Centralia.
Our mission was to form an expedition to study early Centralia Man’s eating habits and the correlation to his superior intelligence, and to find the real meaning of life. We found the legendary caves after a long search. Written on the boulders and cave walls, we found the recipes for the early dweller’s diets.
Removing theÂ¬â€ “Cook Book” proved to be too difficult (mainly because it weighed several tons). So we translated the message and recreated the recipe, taking a few liberties. This same recipe is yours to enjoy when you order our Country Pot Roast.
Departing the cave, we heard thunder and observed lightning strike the cave, sealing it forever, delivering the message:
Scientific Conclusion: Eat Pot Roast… It might make you smarter.
House Historian Public Service
P.S. Bones from your Pot Roast could be used for belts, earrings and necklaces.